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Original: 8/14/2008 4:47 PM
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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Spoilers

 Now it's time for a critical thinking exercise.  Yay!

Note: the following entry contains spoilers for the recently-released Marvel comic book, Secret Invasion: Thor #1.  If you don't want it spoiled, don't keep reading.

Thor is a comic book superhero.  Additionally, a god of Asgard.  From what I can tell (I don't actually read Thor books), Thor is more or less king of the Asgardian gods currently.  (This has not always been the case; the gods all disappeared for awhile and have only recently reawaken)

When Thor awoke from Odinsleep (don't ask me) he decided to rebuild Asgard, city of the gods. He chose to do so in a small town in Oklahoma, and has been seeking out the gods to get them to return to his new Asgard.  I don't know if the Oklahomans in the area are aware of the gods and Asgard, and for the purposes of this exercise it's irrelevant. 

Recently, the Marvel comics universe has been beset by an alien race known as the Skrulls.  The Skrulls have a very long history and have attempted to invade Earth before.  This Invasion has been the most successful yet and has been staged in every corner of the Marvel universe.  (War has broken out against superheroes, mutants, mystical beings, other aliens, in New York, in San Francisco, in Great Britain, in Africa, and on the moon.  Etc)  So naturally, the fight must come to Asgard. 

Thor is now faced with the dilemma of fighting Skrulls with as little civilian casualty as possible. In short: he's got to get those darned Oklahomans off the street!  So, as a weather-based god, he creates a storm so powerful that it sends all the locals down to their basements fearing that a tornado may appear.  The plan works, and the battle for Asgard is about to begin.  Thus ends Secret Invasion: Thor #1.

All right, kids.  What's the one fundamental flaw in this story?  (Polytheism aside)  All you native Oklahomans out there should be able to spot it right away.



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Uh... Oklahomans wouldn't run for the basements. Even if Gary England said, "RUN FOR THE HILLS! It's an F5!" someone would still be out with a video camera hoping to get on TV.
Obviously the writer of that comic book is NOT from Oklahoma.
Posted 8/14/2008 9:05 PM by sweetpea_gal - reply

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@sweetpea_gal - We have a winner!  Get that gal a George Foreman grill or something!

Posted 8/15/2008 1:41 AM by noah_vs_giraffe - reply

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oh man! that's what i was going to say!
not a lie, i watched the may 3rd tornado, which was less than a 1/2 mile from my house, on my back porch while eating a bowl of bbq frito chips.

but also...i thought Thor had died and his hammer fell to Earth, landing in Oklahoma. Maybe the Odinsleep took care of that story twist?
Posted 8/18/2008 9:58 PM by REXONANDO - reply

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@REXONANDO - Well, here's what Wikipedia has to say on the matter.  Personally, I like the part where Dr. Doom is escaping Hell as Mjolnir just sorta happens to be in the neighborhood, so he's all "Eh, why not.  I'll give it the old college try!"

Anyway, Wiki's explanation:

"Thor learns that the Ragnarok cycle is the result of self-styled "gods to the gods" known as Those Who Sit Above in Shadow, who feed on the cycle. Thor confronts the Norns (Fates), breaking the Ragnarok cycle, and then enters a stasis, sleeping "the sleep of the gods." With his fate unknown to the Avengers, he is believed to be missing in action.[28]

Thor's hammer Mjolnir is found on Earth and put under U.S. Army protection. Sometime later, the supervillain Doctor Doom is escaping from Hell as Mjolnir falls through that dimensional plane, and tries unsuccessfully to claim the hammer, which eventually comes into the possession of a man carrying a bag with the initials "D.B".[29] During a battle in the superhero "Civil War" between pro- and anti-Superhuman Registration factions, Thor seems to appear and kills the superhero Goliath.[30] This "Thor" is later revealed to be a fusion of cloning technology and cybernetics created by scientists Reed Richards and Henry Pym, and is destroyed by anti-registration superheroes Storm and Hercules.[31]

[edit] New beginning

Donald Blake, upon touching the hammer Mjolnir, is transported to the void where Thor has been in hibernation. Blake explains that when Odin originally removed the Blake persona from Thor,[32] Blake was transported to the void Thor now inhabits, and was returned to New York City when Thor broke the Ragnarök cycle. Blake convinces Thor to wield Mjolnir once more, return to Earth, and renew the dual identity with Blake. Blake also reveals that Thor's fellow Asgardians are not dead but hidden on Earth.[33]"

Posted 8/18/2008 10:43 PM by noah_vs_giraffe - reply

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thanks for clearing that up.
Posted 8/19/2008 4:28 PM by REXONANDO - reply


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